1 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:21,760 The tension mounts, hits the roof and falls to earth with a bang... 2 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,000 I'd like some prawns. 3 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,040 Prawns, I'm afraid... 4 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,080 Are you alone? - Yes. 5 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:05,320 I'd like a salad, then. - With Parma ham? Parmesan cheese? 6 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,920 And then? We have salmon... cheese. 7 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:16,460 It sounds lovely, but I'm afraid I can't afford it. 8 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:21,460 Can we afford a mineral water? Or shall we use the tap? 9 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,940 A mineral water. - A mineral water. Certainly. 10 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,240 Your salad... bon appetit. 11 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,640 Come along. 12 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,120 No. - Yes, come along. 13 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,360 No, no. 14 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,920 Stoffer, pick that up! - Klaus is coming. 15 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,200 Hi! 16 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,560 Hi, hi! 17 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,480 Stoffer, I don't think they think it's funny. 18 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:42,280 There's nothing to be afraid of, nothing is happening. 19 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,720 Nothing is happening. 20 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,040 Hi, hi. - Hi, hi. 21 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,040 Hi. 22 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,320 Excuse me... - Henrik, easy does it. 23 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,160 You must keep him under control. 24 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,920 He won't do anything. - I must consider the other diners. 25 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,600 Henrik, Henrik, where are you going? 26 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,160 Where are you going? - Klaus is coming. 27 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,560 Let's sit down again like the waiter wants. 28 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,000 Shut up! 29 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:32,560 It's... it's his birthday. - Happy Birthday, but it won't do. 30 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,360 Stoffer, come on, we're going home. 31 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:38,060 No! - Easy, now. 32 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:43,220 Stoffer, Stoffer, easy now. Nothing's going to happen. 33 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:46,380 Shut up. - It's no good us being here, right? 34 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,020 Come on, Christoffer, we're going. 35 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,060 You and me? Shall we go outside together? 36 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:56,940 Would you? - If he'd like to. 37 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,740 You'd be most welcome. 38 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,660 Klaus is coming. - Yes, he may be outside already. 39 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,940 Good-bye. - Good-bye and thank you. 40 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,940 OK, Stoffer, let go now. 41 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:23,380 She's not coming any further. Let go now. 42 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,180 Stoffer, let go. 43 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,300 It doesn't matter. - Let go! The lady's not coming. 44 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,820 Stoffer, let go. I've had enough. 45 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:54,740 I've had enough. If you're going to be like this. 46 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:07,820 I don't think it's funny. 47 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:15,020 Sorry, Susanne. - Yes, sorry. 48 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:19,540 What the hell could we do? That lunch would have cost a fortune. 49 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:29,140 You do have the fare, don't you? - Of course. 50 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,500 They're just... Don't mind them. 51 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,620 Don't worry. 52 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:46,060 Karen was the last to join the group. 53 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,820 She was really nice. It wasn't that. 54 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:51,100 Karen was really nice, but she was also... 55 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:54,740 I think she'd have joined anything. 56 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:58,060 I don't know how she came to the factory, but she did. 57 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:02,580 I don't know... I don't know what she thought. 58 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,620 She was right when she said "You're poking fun". 59 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:10,020 Yes, we were poking fun. 60 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,140 Hi, Stoffer. 61 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,340 Hi. 62 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,060 Now we get out of the car again, right? 63 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:28,380 Are you the person I talked to? Welcome to the factory. 64 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,940 Oh, you've brought a wheelchair? 65 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,980 Don't leave her behind. 66 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:57,100 It may sound a bit... a bit dull. 67 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:05,060 But when you get to know it, it's actually a fascinating product. 68 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:09,220 Hey, no, no! ...You mustn't do that. 69 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,540 Watch this! 70 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:15,660 I'm going to stop the entire production of Rockwool in Denmark. 71 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,940 And it stops. - No! 72 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:28,740 No! - Don't worry. 73 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:32,820 Hey, you! Come over here! Don't be frightened. 74 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:39,620 Press the green button. Do you see it? Come on! 75 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:51,980 It's fireproof, as you see. Nothing's on fire. 76 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:55,820 Don't be frightened, nothing will happen, wait for the bang. 77 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:03,260 Shall we have a soda? Yeah... 78 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:07,460 Don't press that. Just let it hang there. 79 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:17,540 Now you've heard about Rockwool and how it works. 80 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,900 Now I'll ask you... 81 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:23,540 ...which of these houses is insulated with Rockwool? 82 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,020 Yes? 83 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,580 Come on up... 84 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:34,140 That was almost right. 85 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:40,340 Those who think this one is insulated with Rockwool, put your hands up. 86 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,540 Rather a lot... 87 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,020 I think I can hear your minibus. 88 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:54,020 I think they're leaving. Don't get left behind. 89 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:57,460 There. That's the best place, almost. 90 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,140 'Bye-bye. - 'Bye. 91 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:02,820 That's the lot. Give us a hand, Karen. 92 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,020 Who... is he driving? 93 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,820 Responsibility does them good. No, not... 94 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:35,020 Is that really a good idea? - No harm done, he's doing fine. 95 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,100 Reverse, reverse! 96 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,380 Thanks for coming. 97 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:54,140 We have a driver Who is a nutter 98 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,740 At our camp At our camp 99 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:03,580 We have a driver Who is a nutter 100 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,380 At our camp Where we are... 101 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:08,140 What do you think? 102 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,460 I don't think it was very funny. 103 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,780 Why not? 104 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:19,460 You poke fun. 105 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:34,700 They're the ones who poke fun. - Stoffer, cool it. 106 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,980 Anders speaking. 107 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,900 Is that you, Karen? 108 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:19,020 Jeppe copped out right in the middle, and it pisses me off. 109 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:20,980 He didn't cop out. 110 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,780 But you think so? - He wasn't there. 111 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:26,780 It was written all over his face. 112 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:30,980 You should fucking well play along. 113 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,860 Leave him alone. 114 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,620 Did you think I was bad, too? 115 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,580 I wasn't watching anybody. 116 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,660 I was trying to feel it for myself. 117 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:48,260 Surely that's allowed? 118 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,860 I can't say whether you were good or bad. 119 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:59,220 What are you writing? That I was good or bad or...? 120 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,300 I write that you were... 121 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:12,660 Bad. 122 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:24,180 You can sleep here if you want. There's enough room. 123 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,820 I'm not going to sleep here. 124 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,500 I'd just like to sit a while. 125 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,660 I thought Jeppe was good. 126 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:41,060 Where the hell was Jeppe good? - He was good by the machine. 127 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:45,380 He did fuck all by the machine. Fuck all. 128 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,940 I know. That was what was so cool. 129 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,100 A quick summary of what we were at? 130 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:57,180 No, an understandable summary I've heard 17 different versions. 131 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:00,940 A quick summary? They wanted to fuck as many as possible - 132 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,940 - as quickly as possible. Isn't that so, Axel? 133 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,700 Axel says it was his idea. I think it was Stoffer's. 134 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,780 It was my idea, but it was Stoffer... 135 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,460 ...who wanted to do something about it. 136 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,980 That's funny; none of the others say it was your idea. 137 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:24,180 How come? None of them! 138 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,860 Would Stoffer also say it was a game? 139 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,020 No, I don't think so. 140 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,980 But it was? - Yes, it was, really. 141 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,340 Good morning. - Good morning, Honey. 142 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,140 Good morning. - Good morning. 143 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,540 Axel, you have a visitor. 144 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,660 Actually, it's Katrine. - Oh, shit. 145 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,300 Hi. - Hi, Katrine. 146 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:25,780 Is there something I've got wrong? You didn't go to Jutland? 147 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:28,020 Sure. I went to Jutland. 148 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:32,140 Because I thought this spassing about was pathetic. 149 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:36,020 So what the hell are you back for? - I've changed my mind. 150 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,820 "Changed your mind?" - Yes, Is that wrong? 151 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:43,100 You might have come to get me back again, right? 152 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,700 What the hell would I see in you, man? 153 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,460 Oh, Katrine... - You think very highly of yourself. 154 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:53,540 Quit touching me. 155 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,540 Your lies are pouring out of every hole in your body. 156 00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:00,260 What's your problem? - No problem. 157 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,580 If that's the way you feel, come on. 158 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,420 You want to go outside? Fine. 159 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,740 Stoffer? 160 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,180 Axel is telling me to beat it. 161 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,180 Pretty weird when I've come to spass. 162 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,860 She's come back to get at me. - Who has? 163 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,540 Three guesses. Say something to her. 164 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:28,180 Katrine, have you come to spass or have you come to get Axel back? 165 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,740 I've come to spass. 166 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,460 What are you doing, Jeppe? 167 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:46,180 I'm tying this up. ...First round the lake. 168 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,140 No, out of the lake, round the palm tree, into the lake. 169 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,220 I'm not coming if anyone's going to be rough or silly. 170 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,300 It's slippery and dangerous and you can fall and get hurt. 171 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,300 You mean it's slippery at the swimming baths? 172 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:03,020 Axel, are you going to be rough? 173 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,180 Round the lake... - Don't look at me. 174 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,060 I know sod all about knots. 175 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,180 Heck! - There's a knot in it. 176 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,700 Why all this scout shit? 177 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:20,300 Who is minder today? You were minder yesterday. 178 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,820 Round the palm, into the lake. - The palm? What's that? 179 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,980 What do you think? - Listen up! 180 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,420 It's crazy if I'm the only one who ever minds. 181 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,300 It's unrealistic. 182 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:37,140 Josephine can't even mind herself. - Thanks a bunch! 183 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:40,540 Karen? How about you? 184 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,500 Would you? - Yeah, Karen! 185 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,940 Why are you undoing it again? Stop... stop it! 186 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,540 I'll tie it up. Get into the car. 187 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,900 Round the damned palm and out of the bloody lake. 188 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,700 No, into the lake. 189 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,820 Right then. - It's not very tight. 190 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,260 You're driving me fucking bonkers. 191 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:12,060 They're going. - Round the lake... 192 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,780 Out of the lake, round the palm tree, into the lake again. 193 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,300 Right then. 194 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,660 I'd rather not help poke fun. 195 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,300 Where do you get this poking fun thing from? 196 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,580 Hey, lads, will you lend a hand? 197 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,500 Has it broken? - I can't figure it out. 198 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:07,180 Katrine, we've got to talk, I've a wife and kid. 199 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,580 It won't do. 200 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,940 What do you want? 201 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,940 Maybe I bought it a size too small. 202 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:18,300 In the boutique it fitted like a dream. 203 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,300 You want me? Out of the question. 204 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,300 It's imp... - Give her the ball. 205 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,820 That's right. 206 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:39,020 You are the most vicious cunt I've ever come across. 207 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,980 Hey! Stop trying it on. 208 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,180 I felt you feeling up my back. - I wasn't. 209 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,700 You were, too. 210 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,660 If I do this to you can't you feel it? 211 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:57,460 Ped? Ped? They're ...Ped? 212 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,060 Don't make passes at me or I'll call my husband. 213 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:16,740 Go to the men's changing room at the other end. 214 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:21,580 Stoffer, let go. Let go, all right? 215 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,140 Yes, it's Stoffer's willy. Turn round, Stoffer. 216 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,820 There. 217 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:57,220 When I think about Karen, I think of... 218 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:05,020 How do you say it in Danish? A puppy? A little animal. 219 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:11,060 Maybe she stayed out of defiance ...I don't know. 220 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:16,820 It turned out that Karen really needed us badly. 221 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:26,180 Why do they do it? - That's bloody good question. 222 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:31,060 They're searching for their inner idiot, Karen. 223 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:37,060 What's the idea of a society that gets richer and richer - 224 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:39,460 - when it doesn't make anyone happier? 225 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,740 In the stone age, right? 226 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:48,260 All the idiots died. 227 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:53,260 It doesn't have to be like that nowadays. 228 00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:58,900 Being an idiot... 229 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,540 ...is a luxury, but it is also a step forward. 230 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:06,220 Idiots are the people of the future. 231 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,260 If one can find the one idiot that happens to be one's own idiot... 232 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:14,820 Miguel, right? 233 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:18,500 He is a happy idiot. Because he is a happy man. 234 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,940 But there are people who really are ill. 235 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:34,940 It's sad for the people who are not able like us. 236 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:45,700 How can... how can you justify acting the idiot? 237 00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,100 You can't. 238 00:22:55,580 --> 00:23:00,020 I would just like to... understand. 239 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,060 I mean... - Understand what? 240 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,660 Why I'm here. Why I am here. 241 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:16,980 Perhaps because there is a little idiot in there - 242 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,620 - that wants to come out and have some company. 243 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:23,220 Don't you think? 244 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,580 Got the sun lotion? Did you bring it? 245 00:23:54,740 --> 00:24:01,620 No... you think it'll tan today? - It always tans. 246 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:07,060 Thanks. 247 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,780 After the steps, it's downhill all the way. 248 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,500 How's the wind? 249 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,860 That way! 250 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:36,380 Your style, Jeppe! Yeah! 251 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:52,780 Stop! I'm not having it. Look how far down it is. 252 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:56,780 Now, Jeppe, now! - Stop it, Miguel! 253 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,580 How did you feel about Jeppe? 254 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,340 He was all right. 255 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,260 Would you like to phone him now? 256 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:30,100 Now? - Yes; have you talked to him since? 257 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,980 No. - Would you like to? 258 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:35,740 I don't know, I don't talk to any of the others. 259 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,220 From the group. 260 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,780 Why not? 261 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,300 Yes, they were a family. 262 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:56,020 I... Yes, they were, damn it. 263 00:26:56,860 --> 00:27:00,180 I was on the outside. But not emotionally. 264 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:02,660 Because I loved them all. And they know it. 265 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:06,860 Maybe we just weren't so strong together as we thought. 266 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:13,500 Stoffer, damn it, Axel is smashing the shed windows. 267 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:20,140 Let him! Sheds are bourgeois crap. 268 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,740 Smashing windows is obviously part of Axel's inner idiot. 269 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,780 There is also a man. 270 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:27,420 What? - A man. 271 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,740 Fine, Miguel. 272 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:34,260 He says he is your uncle. - Svend? 273 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:37,540 That's what he said, yes. - When did he arrive? 274 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:40,580 Just now. - Has he met anyone? 275 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:43,700 Were they spassing? - No, everyone's asleep. 276 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:46,380 Thank God; it's his damned house. 277 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,260 I thought it was yours? 278 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:54,100 Well, it is in a way. I'm borrowing it till it's sold. 279 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:02,780 Hi, Svend. 280 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:06,820 These floors, right... 281 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:11,740 They were waxed every day. Every day for fifty years. 282 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,860 Every day, pal. - Wow, bloody hell! 283 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:17,700 Are they living here? - Living? No... 284 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,620 But they're asleep. - I invited them. 285 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:24,260 To help shine the place up a bit. 286 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,780 They're qualified craftsmen. 287 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:31,940 How interesting... that you know so many craftsmen. 288 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:37,540 What snobbery, uncle! craftsmen's kids go to public school today. 289 00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:41,020 That's Jeppe. - Yes? 290 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,300 He does the garden. 291 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,180 And the flagstones. - The flagstones, too? 292 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:02,420 Did you get the "For Sale" sign? - Yes, it was just what we needed. 293 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:05,100 FOR SALE 294 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,840 Know what? 295 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,280 You'd better take this seriously. 296 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,880 Or I'll find someone else to sell it. You know that, right? 297 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,120 What kind of craftsman is he? - A glazier. 298 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,440 Luckily, as a couple of the shed windows are broken. 299 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,320 We're thinking of putting hardened glass in all the way round. 300 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,040 Drive carefully. - Not on your life. 301 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,480 We're so happy here. 302 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,320 I have no right to be so happy. 303 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,160 Oh, you have. 304 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,480 Of course you have. 305 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,840 You're allowed to be here and you're allowed to be happy. 306 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,320 Do you believe me? - Yes. 307 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:46,080 Hello, we're from a commune for the mentally handicapped up the road. 308 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,120 Hello... is your mummy in? 309 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,480 Hello, we've some Christmas decorations for sale. 310 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,280 Want one? - No, thanks. 311 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,480 How much are they? 312 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,240 Ped, how much are they? 313 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,000 £80. 314 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,920 And five pence. - They're not cheap. 315 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,960 What shall we say, then? 316 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,960 £600. - And five pence. 317 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,960 They cost £2. - And five pence. 318 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,720 Pop inside and get £2. - And five pence. 319 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,120 And five pence. - And five pence. 320 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,160 Let's hope it lasts. 321 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,560 Look, we made £2! 322 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,440 And five pence. - Yes, and five pence. 323 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,080 We've debased ourselves enough in this shitty district. 324 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,760 You'd better come outside, there's been an accident in your drive. 325 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,960 Is it serious? - I think you may say so. 326 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,280 The retards were out selling, and they fell over. 327 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,160 You're in a spot. Your running stones aren't flat. 328 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,360 "Running stones"?! - Yes. 329 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,600 They're far too high. 330 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,040 Yes, but... - Sulked... sulking... 331 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,480 A bloody mess. I hope you are insured. 332 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,440 Insured? 333 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,440 Is anybody hurt? 334 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,200 "Is anyone hurt?" 335 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,320 Well, I mean... 336 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,200 Are you sure it was the cobbles? 337 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,320 Are you saying they drag their feet? 338 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,400 That they're clumsy? - No, no... 339 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,680 That they're too clumsy to cross your cobbles? 340 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,000 Sulk... - Shut up, Jeppe. 341 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,920 Nobody will buy these now. They're completely fucked. 342 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,520 You've spoiled things for the retards. 343 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,840 How much are they? - £4. 344 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,680 Each. - And five pence... 345 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,440 Society doesn't pay to keep them - 346 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,680 - so they can bust their tails on your running stones. 347 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,680 You've forgotten one. 348 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,640 Man... man... man. 349 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,200 Why Christmas decorations? Why the humiliation? 350 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 No wonder people who are already head cases - 351 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,080 - get a distorted picture of reality. 352 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,640 Would you rather make kites? 353 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,280 What's this? - Quite. What's this? 354 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,360 I'm Vibeke, and I talked to your uncle about the house. 355 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,080 It is this house that's for sale? There's no sign - 356 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,640 - and there's usually a sign. 357 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,160 It must have fallen down. We must put it up again. 358 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,320 Unless I can sell to you. 359 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,440 It's a cute house, isn't it? 360 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,160 Though it needs a bit of work. 361 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,800 Who'd move into anything today and not chuck in a couple of million? 362 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,360 That's true. 363 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,480 This will be removed. - Ok, it's not a fixture and fitting? 364 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,400 No. - We should be so lucky! 365 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,600 Stop it... 366 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,280 There is one little minus. 367 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,480 Oh? What can that be? - I have to mention it. 368 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,160 There is an institution just down the road. 369 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,080 An institution? - An institution for the retarded. 370 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,640 I thought Søllerød District Council had a policy in that respect? 371 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,920 A policy? 372 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:20,320 Of not mixing residential areas and... 373 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,120 ...institutions. 374 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,160 I just thought... I don't know... 375 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,640 My husband and I have been abroad a lot. 376 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,440 One comes home and things have moved so fast, eh? 377 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,160 Of not mixing... 378 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:39,400 Residential areas, private areas, with institutions... 379 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,160 Oh, that kind of policy? No, it's a myth, I think. 380 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,640 How little we know! - It's not on nowadays. 381 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,920 No, no, goodness, no. It's just a bit of old nonsense. 382 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:56,600 The other people who've been to see the house seemed to object. 383 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,560 To what? - The institution down the road. 384 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,360 Oh, yes. - A peculiar way of thinking. 385 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,360 But one does meet such people, even today. 386 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,160 Most peculiar. - It is rather an old house. 387 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,520 Where is it, precisely? Is it far? 388 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,760 It's next door. - Your next door neighbour. 389 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:23,000 Yes... and they've been coming here a bit - 390 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,960 - while the house has been empty. Of course, that can stop. 391 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,120 But the retards like picking nuts. They pick nuts in the autumn. 392 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,640 But you have no objection to... the mentally handicapped? 393 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,880 Objections to the mentally handicapped? Of course not. 394 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,000 I think it's fascinating. It's fascinating to follow... 395 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,160 ...to follow people like that. I follow them a lot... 396 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,960 ...when I see there's a documentary on TV... 397 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,160 It interests me a lot: their behaviour is far more innocent... 398 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,560 My husband had... at one time... a cousin - 399 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,480 - who married into a family with mentally retarded... Or he had a... 400 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,640 Your cousin was married to a retard? 401 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,840 No, no, he wasn't married to one. - Would you like to meet them? 402 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,040 They've come for a cup of tea. - They're here now? 403 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,760 They do pop in now and then. Wouldn't that be nice? 404 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,000 Damn it, yes. 405 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,080 We'll meet a couple, then go. - Susanne, line up the retards. 406 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,360 Our new neighbours want to say hi. - It's a lovely site. 407 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,880 Come and say hi to the lady. - Say hi to your new neighbours. 408 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,640 Finn has got a cousin who's a retard. 409 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,120 So you know what it's like. - Say hello nicely. 410 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,840 Actually, Finn's cousin is ...oh, never mind. 411 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,760 We could start by saying Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 412 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,640 For what? - For using the garden. 413 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,160 They so much need fresh air, and we haven't many possibilities. 414 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,640 Can we go on coming? 415 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,880 ...Coming here, I mean. - Yes, no problem. 416 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:08,120 That's really kind of you. - We didn't even dare to hope... 417 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,520 Did you hear that? We can use their garden. 418 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,960 Use it like crazy. 419 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,960 Where zayn? Where zayn? 420 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,640 The Seine? The Seine's in Paris. Nice to meeting you... 421 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,640 I could fetch a bit of paper... 422 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,880 It's a bit soon for paper. We've things to do first. 423 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,560 But we'll be seeing you, right? 424 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,800 We'll see you before I can count to ten. 425 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,160 See you! Definitely! 426 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,960 'Bye-bye. 427 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,480 'Bye-bye, Vibeke. 428 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,760 Well, Karen, we've sold the house. - Have they bought the house? 429 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,160 No, definitely not. 430 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,160 He's just having you on. 431 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:03,160 I thought they were all very nice. Jeppe was... 432 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,880 Interesting to hear that they were nice. 433 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,920 The idea doesn't seem... polite. 434 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,840 No, but... 435 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,600 No, you could put it that way. 436 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,360 No, no, no, Ped! 437 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,440 Hi! - Hi. Smile, everyone. 438 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,040 What's your name? 439 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,880 Shall we find some sodas and stuff? Would you like that? 440 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,600 That's a good idea. 441 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,400 Well, old bean? - You're still young. 442 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,640 Will you pass me a soda? If there are any left? 443 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,160 Please leave me alone... 444 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,000 It's a bit crooked. - Would you like to buy one? 445 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:12,840 No. 446 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,280 What are you doing? 447 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,640 I'm here on holiday. - On holiday? 448 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,160 On holiday? 449 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,320 What the fuck am I meant to say? 450 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,600 Are you on holiday? - What the hell am I meant to say? 451 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,840 All this sentimental crap... - What's wrong with that? 452 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,880 It's lovely. They're cute. 453 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,920 Cute? - Yes. 454 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,080 Cute? You haven't got the slightest fucking idea. 455 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,800 About what? They're visiting and they like it here. 456 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,640 What's that? 457 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,640 A camera. - What for? 458 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,440 I was wondering if one might take a photo. 459 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,840 A photo? You want to take a photo of them? 460 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,000 Hey, let's measure their skulls and gas them. 461 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,040 This is great. It's just a pity we can't capture their genes on film. 462 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,400 Henrik has a camera. May he take a photo of you? 463 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,560 Yes! 464 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,640 Hold his hand. He'd be so pleased. 465 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,960 You're all looking great. Except you, Henrik Smile! 466 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,560 Henrik, Smile! 467 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,920 Yes, they were highly credible. 468 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,640 They were really good at it. 469 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,880 One has to be able to look other people in the face afterwards. 470 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,760 That one can... 471 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,480 That one doesn't take the piss out of people the whole time. 472 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,480 Any retards out here? 473 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,080 Shut up, Nana. 474 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,440 Cooee! Miguel? 475 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,440 I get all jumpy without you drooling over me all day. 476 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,920 Where's Jeppe the retard? What's the matter with you? 477 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,000 They really got to you, didn't they? 478 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,640 Wow, it's great to be here. 479 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,640 Karen? 480 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,640 Oh, Karen, damn it! Susanne? 481 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,920 Karen's gone into spass. Karen's gone into spass. 482 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:39,160 Karen, come on, it's lovely. Lovely water. Come on. 483 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,160 Is it lovely? 484 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,440 Look, you're floating all by yourself. 485 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,800 A speaking. I'm at baby swimming, damn it. 486 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,640 You can't fire me for paternity leave when I'm actually on it. 487 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,920 You look like a dickhead in that, Axel. 488 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,200 Dressed to kill. 489 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,280 When are we going to talk? 490 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,720 I've got to pop into the agency. - What for? 491 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,800 I've got to work on a pay-off. A slogan. 492 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,640 I have to wear my best gear to see the best people - 493 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,240 - and win the best customers. 494 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,400 I don't see why you have to go. - To work. 495 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,840 We're trying to steal a client from another agency. 496 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,480 Benedikte. Scandinavia's biggest powdered food manufacturer. 497 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,760 When are we going to talk? 498 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,080 When I'm through. - When will that be? 499 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,880 When she slips off the hook or when we land her. 500 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,720 Any time you like, Babe. - I would like... 501 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,920 But not now. I'm just so fucking busy. 502 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,320 When I get back. - Promise? 503 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,880 We'll talk all you want. - Promise? 504 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:42,280 Yes, I promise. - But you have a wife and baby. 505 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,880 That's history. Can you imagine me pushing a pram? I'd go crazy. 506 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,760 It's so fucking middle class. 507 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,520 ...I don't want a wife and kid. I want you. 508 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,800 Woops, here comes reality! 509 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 I'll be back in a jiffy. 510 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,840 'Bye, Sugar. 511 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,080 Oh, Katrine! 512 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,880 You wade right into it, with both legs. 513 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,160 What did he want with her? 514 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,240 To screw, shag, fuck, make love. 515 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,760 All four? - All four. 516 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,960 Katrine claims you held some very anti-middle-class views. 517 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,560 Or ideologies. - I do. 518 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,520 What's up, darling? 519 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,240 Based on what? Your ideologies? 520 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,560 "Anti-middle-class ideologies"? - Yes. 521 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,240 Mainly that there is something more than meaningfulness. 522 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,640 And purposefulness. 523 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,160 Oh? She made it sound like something to do with the family. 524 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,800 Katrine played a few tricks on Axel, I've heard. 525 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,520 Yes, but damn it, they were... 526 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:34,680 ...more in the land-him- in- the- shit genre. 527 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,080 A Corporation Is A Religion 528 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,560 "Child's Food". 529 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,880 What the fuck do you mean by that? 530 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:53,160 It's the pay-off. Child's Food. 531 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,840 CHILD'S FOOD 532 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,160 It means it's easy. It's food - 533 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,240 - and it's so easy that even a child can make it. 534 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,040 I'd fucking well figured that out. 535 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,240 But the company does actually make children's foods. 536 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840 I didn't know that. - You didn't know that? 537 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,000 You should have checked before coming up with such crap. 538 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,480 A pathetic slip of paper. 539 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,720 Shut up when I'm talking to you... Saying CHILD'S FOOD. 540 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,560 Is it me personally you don't like? - No. 541 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:31,480 They're using Hjort at the moment and they know it's hopeless. 542 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,280 But you've stoked Benedikte's fires nicely. 543 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,680 On the phone she sounds ready. 544 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,320 She's crazy for you. For some reason. 545 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,520 I've made some flashy folders with charts and all. 546 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,760 They're for another product, and she won't look at them anyway. 547 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,840 But when you come up with crap like that... 548 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:02,160 It's known as baby food, not child's food. 549 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,880 So "Child's Food" can easily be the pay-off- 550 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,400 - for someone who makes baby food. 551 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,280 Quite sophisticated, really. 552 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,520 Baby food, child's food. - Baby food, child's food. 553 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,560 Bloody hell. 554 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,080 She's here. I'll go and talk to her first. 555 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:27,640 Then you come in with Svendsen. And Severin, to be on the safe side. 556 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,960 But whatever she says today, keep your balls in the air. 557 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,800 "Child's Food", for fuck's sake... 558 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,880 Svendsen. - Benedikte. 559 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,920 Severin. - And you know each other. 560 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,440 No. - We haven't had much time. 561 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,160 But sometimes that's what it takes. A deadline... 562 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,640 Axel, will you show us what you've got? 563 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,520 Axel? 564 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,840 Problems? 565 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,760 If you're worried about taking a client from another agency... 566 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,240 No, it's not that. 567 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,520 Axel, show us what you've got, even if it's provisional. 568 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,960 Ah, an itty-bitty wee thing... 569 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,520 Child's Food... 570 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,200 If I read you right, - 571 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,760 - you are favourably disposed towards... Child's Food. 572 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:04,480 I think it's... bloody good. - Fine. 573 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,840 We have a luxury problem. 574 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,240 It could be too sophisticated. 575 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,320 It might be confused with children's food. 576 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,040 Children... baby... - It is sophisticated. 577 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,320 Would you like a glass of water? - Yes, please. 578 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,520 Have you got a colour printer? 579 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:44,160 If you like these colours, we'll keep them. 580 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,560 May I ask the kind of... er... figure... 581 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,640 I mean how much money are we talking about for the campaign? 582 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,840 20 million? 583 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,960 That would be with the buses and all. 584 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,600 No, the buses would come on top. 585 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,640 The buses would come on top... 586 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,560 Axel? - Excuse me. 587 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,880 I think Benedikte and I will take a stroll. 588 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,840 Come along, Benedikte. - Need any help? 589 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,840 Enjoying yourself? 590 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,200 I'm loving it. 591 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,800 Get out of here. 592 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,120 Phone and say you haven't the authority. 593 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,040 But not that the pay-off sucks. 594 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,000 But it does suck. That tiny bit of paper... 595 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,080 How the hell did you get in? 596 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,200 "Child's Food..." How do you think these things up? 597 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,040 Is that what you do here? I'm gobsmacked. 598 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,920 It's incredible. - Get out, Katrine. 599 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,760 Ok, ok, I'm out of here. Card, please. 600 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,040 No way. - Ok, we'll continue the meeting. 601 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,800 See you. ...is this the way out? 602 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,000 Ok, we've talked about that now. But why are you lying to me? 603 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,640 I'm not. - You are! 604 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,360 You say you didn't hump Katrine, but I know you did. 605 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,640 If you want to be so liberated and prejudiced, - 606 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,480 - you have to admit you humped the bitch. 607 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,320 That's not what it's about. - It is! You're lying. 608 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,800 It just isn't. 609 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,200 Hey, don't stare at strangers. 610 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,600 Excuse my brother, he's soft in the head. 611 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,120 It's the tattoos, man. He likes them. 612 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,080 Is it, Jeppe? Is it the tattoos? 613 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,400 Look... look. 614 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,000 Would you like to sit down, Jeppe? 615 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,520 Would you like that? 616 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,960 Sit down. You're allowed. 617 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,960 Good for you, meeting such nice people, eh, Jeppe? 618 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,440 You'll really have a tale to tell the other patients. 619 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,320 I have to use the cashpoint. 620 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,600 Would you mind keeping an eye on my brother till I get back? 621 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,720 Sure, that'd be Ok. - I'll only be ten minutes. 622 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,480 Watch that arm, Guv. 623 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,880 Is he allowed to drink? - Yeah. 624 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,320 Easy does it. - Cheers, Jeppe. 625 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,640 He may get beaten up, you realise? 626 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,960 No, they don't hit retards. 627 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,720 They will if they discover he's taking the piss. 628 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:48,080 He'll just have to play the part, then; it'll do him good. 629 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,600 He may learn something. 630 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,160 Hey, Jeppe... are you clocking Linda? 631 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,560 Eh? Have you taken a shine to Linda? 632 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,760 No... no. 633 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:27,240 Where the hell is he going? ...Hey, you! 634 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,720 Maybe he's just stretching his legs. 635 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,320 You've got to stay here. 636 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,160 Where was he going? - No idea. 637 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,560 Were you trying to escape from us? 638 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,600 He needs a piss, that's what it is. - He needs a piss. 639 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,360 Look... 640 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:59,120 Right, then. 641 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,040 Out with the bastard so we can get it over with. 642 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,280 Not much going on here. 643 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,760 Of course. They can't piss by themselves. 644 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,440 Maybe he needs a hand. 645 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,800 There. 646 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,080 Right! - Drain the spuds, then. 647 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,960 Come on! - Turn the tap on, it usually works. 648 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,320 Come on. 649 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,760 Come on. 650 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,440 Come on. 651 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,520 There. 652 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,800 A man's got to go when a man's got to go. 653 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,240 There's not much action. Come on! 654 00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,560 Come on! 655 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,360 That's better. 656 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,560 Why are you washing his hands? He never touched his dick. 657 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,880 I was beginning to think you'd taken him for a chopper ride. 658 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,440 Maybe he'd like to ride Linda? 659 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,040 Say good-bye and thank you to the kind people. 660 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,720 See you around. 661 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,800 Jeppe! 662 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,640 Come here, Jeppe! Jeppe, damn it! 663 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,320 Come back! 664 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,680 Stoffer... 665 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,080 I thought you were horrid to Jeppe. 666 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,360 He's just being a wimp. He's always been like that. 667 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,200 Boring cunt! 668 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,800 Sorry... Though I don't know why. 669 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:02,000 What you did was really mean. 670 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,240 I don't get it. It's so lovely here. 671 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,600 Why is there so much getting at people? 672 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,600 What good does it do? - Hear that, Stoffer? 673 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,800 Karen says all this is just for getting at people. 674 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:22,320 Hey, aren't you having a hard time! Why do you stay here, then? 675 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:32,120 Yes, I am a real fucking bastard. - Not compared to me. 676 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,640 You're not a bastard, you're just egocentric. 677 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,800 I'm a bastard to everyone I know. To Katrine, to my wife... 678 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,520 Oh, no! 679 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:51,280 You spassed hard enough to spass Iranian caviar off the shelf? 680 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,880 I've seen it, thanks. - £180? That's insane. 681 00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,960 Crazy! 682 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,880 Why are you poking at it? 683 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,680 We're in Søllerød, damn it. 684 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,360 At least eat it the way they eat caviar in Søllerød. 685 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,800 If you can spass with yoghurt you can spass with caviar. 686 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,720 That's expensive stuff. 687 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,040 There are people starving... 688 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:37,160 There aren't any people starving. ...That's the whole trick. 689 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:45,720 I'd like to borrow the phone. - Stoffer, here's 70 quids' worth. 690 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:09,360 Stoffer, there's a man from Søllerød District Council to see you. 691 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,440 From the council? 692 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:14,760 Hello there. 693 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,120 I have a solution to your problem. 694 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,520 You have a solution to our problem? 695 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:25,720 What problem? 696 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,240 I don't know if I've chosen the right words. 697 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,560 But to boil it down to its essence - 698 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,920 - we have an agreement with a district across town, Hvidovre... 699 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,720 It might be advantageous to you. 700 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,760 Hvidovre? 701 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:55,040 I can't tell you officially that I can promise you a grant - 702 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,840 - if you decide to transfer your private home for the handicapped. 703 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,840 But the chances are good. 704 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,440 If we transfer our home for the handicapped - 705 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:14,640 - from Søllerød to Hvidovre, we'll get a large sum of money? 706 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,600 Not officially, but... - But? 707 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,960 Yes, you can count on it. - You know what I think of that? 708 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,320 I think it's quite fantastic. It's damned good of you. 709 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,400 Well, it's not me personally, it's the council. 710 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:38,400 The council sussed out that we'd run into financial problems... 711 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,760 Who doesn't? 712 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,440 And you drop in like manna from heaven! 713 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,160 Hi, Miguel... say hello to the man from the council. 714 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,720 What's the matter with him? 715 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,200 He's suffering from delusions. 716 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,720 We've three Napoleons here. 717 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,080 Does that still go on? - Yes, sadly. 718 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,480 We've tried to eradicate it, but... 719 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,800 You can imagine how much we spend on food alone. 720 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,280 What's he so sad about? 721 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:22,920 Miguel, can you tell the man from the council why you're so sad? 722 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,280 Waterloo. 723 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,560 Waterloo? 724 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:37,720 We really appreciate your coming all the way out here. 725 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:44,880 No! Axel, you're not pissing on a council vehicle again? 726 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:49,640 I'm sorry; have you any jumper cables I could borrow? 727 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,120 Has he pissed on a council vehicle again? 728 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,360 I'm really sorry. He doesn't mean it personally. 729 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,680 It's a cure we have. We call it the Søllerød cure. 730 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,040 He's got to learn. 731 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:07,400 The red one on the right, Ped. The black on the left. 732 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,480 We'll give him shock therapy, the fucking retard. 733 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,240 Rev up, damn it! 734 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,920 You'll need the police and dogs to get us out. 735 01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,560 Søllerød fascists! 736 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:29,440 Fascist pricks! Søllerød fascists! 737 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,120 Fucking fascists! 738 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,080 Cock suckers! 739 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,040 Council bastards! Søllerød fascists! 740 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,440 Shithead! Søllerød fascists! 741 01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,760 Fucking Søllerød fascists! 742 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,960 You're stark raving mad. - Fascist bastard! 743 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,720 Fucking fascists! 744 01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,120 Calm down, Stoffer. 745 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,200 Get him into the bus. 746 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,320 Gently does it... 747 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,960 I think he's hurt. 748 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,920 Fucking fascists... 749 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,120 Stoffer, calm down. 750 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,560 That will fucking well do, Stoffer. Come on. 751 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,440 Up to bed. 752 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,280 You can't lug him up there. - You're pathetic. 753 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,920 Are you putting me in the padded cell? 754 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:46,040 You are so fucking pathetic. 755 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,560 You are really zinging. You need to relax. 756 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,360 Nana, will you get him a blanket? 757 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,960 Can't we put him in an ordinary bed? 758 01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:01,440 Stoffer, we have to tie you down. - You think I've gone really mad? 759 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,320 Are you scared now? 760 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,640 Listen... I won't hit anyone. 761 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,640 You did before. 762 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,880 I'm not the type who hits people. 763 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:18,800 Ok, ok. - I don't hit people. 764 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,480 Want a drink? 765 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,400 Untie that one. 766 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,000 Fucking fascists! Søllerød fascists! 767 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,880 Søllerød fascists! 768 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,800 Stop it. - Where's the belt? 769 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,440 Out of the lake, round the palm tree, into the lake. 770 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:40,280 Surely it's not that difficult? - Not so hard. 771 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:44,320 Stop it, Stoffer. - Fascists, man. 772 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,040 Chill out! 773 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:04,040 We'll loosen the flex ...and leave him here, Ok? 774 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,600 And you miss the family? 775 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,520 I do, as a matter of fact. 776 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:30,400 I don't know how I figured that I didn't want to see them again. 777 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,960 I just think it's over. 778 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:46,680 I don't think we can... find the same fine things - 779 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:50,480 - that we found there. 780 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,720 We can't find them again. 781 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,560 I was the one who was with Karen on the last day. 782 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,960 And I was the one who said good-bye to her. 783 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,640 Music and dancing. 784 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:10,520 Lots of flags to cheer him up. 785 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,640 Did you sleep well? 786 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,840 You might at least have tied me to a decent bed. 787 01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:33,400 What are you doing? - Making a party. 788 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:40,040 We thought we needed a party. - A party? 789 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,200 We're going to have a party? 790 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:46,520 That's right. - For me? 791 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,200 Yes. 792 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,000 Because it's my birthday? 793 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,640 It's not my real birthday. 794 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,640 Well, we're not real retards, are we? 795 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,920 May we come in? 796 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,520 Are you ready? - Ticket. 797 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,160 Wow, what a rave! 798 01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:19,600 Jeppe, look at the ticket and tear it in half. 799 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:25,080 I'll do it, then... Frrrt. Now you can go in. 800 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,080 Come on... 801 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,320 Jeeze, things are really swinging. 802 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,520 We're the ones the others can't play with 803 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,640 We're the ones the others can't play with 804 01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:01,320 I think Stoffer should choose what we do next. 805 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,560 Because it's his party. 806 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,200 Gang bang. 807 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,840 No, listen, we've got picture lotto, spin the bottle... 808 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,600 Gang bang. 809 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:16,560 Count me in. Gang bang! Gang bang! 810 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,040 Sure! I'd love a spasser fuck. 811 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,400 Gang bang! 812 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,680 Gang bang... 813 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,240 Hey, hey, hey! 814 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,280 No, I'm not joining in. 815 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,640 Susanne! 816 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,440 Come on... - No. 817 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,560 Yes... Gang bang! 818 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,080 Susanne. - They're my knickers. 819 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:18,520 Go over there. I'll sit and... Stop it, Stoffer! 820 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:23,000 I can't undo my... - Can't you? 821 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,000 Stop it! 822 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,000 Stoffer, I don't want to. 823 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:40,400 I'll go home. I'm not having this. 824 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,320 I'm running away. Home. 825 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,040 Stop it! I'm going home! 826 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,720 Go away. No! 827 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,720 Good-bye. 828 01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:07,080 Gang bang... Gang bang... - Yes... 829 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,720 I'll give you gang bang! 830 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,440 Yes, Susanne! 831 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,720 Ok, I'll just take these off, too. 832 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,320 I'm ready and waiting. 833 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,960 This is lovely, really lovely. 834 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,640 Katrine, aren't you jealous? 835 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,440 I love you. 836 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:51,720 I love you. 837 01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:46,480 The room was full of style till you brought those Lilos. 838 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,320 They cost 7 quid a piece. - A four-poster would be better. 839 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:55,520 Ped! There's no getting away from it. 840 01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:59,440 He snores like hell, and it is getting worse as he gets older. 841 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:11,840 It's my father. - Hello. 842 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,080 Hello, Dad. - Hello, Josephine. 843 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:20,800 This is Katrine and Ped and Axel. 844 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:23,320 Hello. - Would you like a cup of tea? 845 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,600 Sit down? - Yes, please. 846 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,680 I'm Jeppe. - Josy's father. 847 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:40,240 Stoffer... have a seat. 848 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,880 You just happened to be passing? 849 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,960 We have a little group. 850 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,160 A tired group. 851 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,840 Do you take sugar? - Thanks. 852 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,640 We are a bit tired. 853 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,160 Maybe you've heard of our group? 854 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:14,240 No... 855 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:19,120 No. - Oh. 856 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,000 You make it sound like a rock band. 857 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:27,320 Maybe we should form one. 858 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:29,240 That would be a great idea. 859 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,800 What do you think? Of us? 860 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:36,920 What do I think of you? - Yes. 861 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:39,880 Well... 862 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,320 They're nice people. They enjoy what they do. 863 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:49,560 I'm sure they do. 864 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,760 We're really, really happy. 865 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,040 Maybe you've heard about our little... 866 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:15,160 I'm not interested in discussing what you do. 867 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,800 I couldn't care less. 868 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,240 Couldn't care less? 869 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:46,680 If you could see things differently you might see the beauty of them. 870 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,120 In vino veritas... 871 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,840 What the hell do you mean by that? I may be right. 872 01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:00,440 It doesn't interest me. 873 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,440 It doesn't? - No. 874 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,160 Why did you come, then? 875 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:15,800 Obviously an outsider can't see what it means. 876 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,840 You should see some of the wonderful things we've shared. 877 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,760 People are happy. They're thriving. 878 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,440 They are! - I'm not going to argue. 879 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:30,240 We're not arguing. Ask anyone if they're happy. 880 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:34,760 Josephine is happy here. 881 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,480 It certainly looks like it. - That's because you're here. 882 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:45,000 She was fine until you came. But then you came crashing in. 883 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:50,120 I am really happy here. 884 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:59,480 I've come to take you home. - No... you can't do that. 885 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,320 Yes. 886 01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:07,080 Yes, I can. 887 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:18,960 You see, I can't trust you. - What do you mean? 888 01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,080 Bullshit. - What do you mean? 889 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:24,240 You haven't been taking your pills. 890 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:29,040 We'd agreed she'd... - I have been taking them. 891 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:34,600 Damn it, Josephine... the jar was in the drawer at home. 892 01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:38,240 I can't look after you unless... 893 01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:41,320 Why should she take a load of fucking-pills? 894 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,240 I can't. 895 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:53,120 You're going through hell. - I'm not... I'm not. 896 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:07,000 For the first time, I'm feeling really great. 897 01:22:15,440 --> 01:22:17,120 Can't we find a compromise? 898 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:21,040 Listen... 899 01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,800 We're fond of Josephine. - Listen! 900 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:30,240 We don't like you. If you left there'd be no problem. 901 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,280 She doesn't look as if she wants to go with you. 902 01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:37,800 Listen... 903 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:41,800 This may be a game to you. 904 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,000 And good luck to you. 905 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:52,960 But it takes nothing to make Josephine seriously ill. 906 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:59,880 Keep your shirt on. I'm a doctor, I'd never permit... 907 01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:03,080 I don't think you're a doctor I'd choose to go to. 908 01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:04,760 I don't think so. 909 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,600 Come along, Josephine. 910 01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,840 No, I don't want to go. 911 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:18,000 If you've any bits and pieces, pop upstairs and get them. 912 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:23,120 I don't want to go home. - Did you hear what I said? 913 01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:25,920 Josephine... 914 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,320 Answer me... have you any? 915 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:34,560 Yes. - Go and get them, and we'll go. 916 01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:45,600 What the fuck can he do to you? 917 01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:49,000 Stay here! All you have to do is say the word. 918 01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:50,960 He can't hurt you. 919 01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,880 What right's he got? 920 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:05,960 Ped, what were those pills? - I know nothing about any pills. 921 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:10,160 Aren't you a doctor, damn it? You said you knew about it. 922 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,720 So what kind of pills is she on? - I don't know. 923 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,040 You must know. - She never mentioned pills. 924 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,240 And she doesn't need pills. 925 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:26,120 Josephine, just stay! He can't do anything to you. 926 01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:28,440 Stay here! 927 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:34,440 We can't force anyone to stay. - Force? He's forcing her. 928 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,560 It's their business. We can't cure anyone here. 929 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:42,800 That's not our aim. - Aim? Up yours, man! 930 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:47,440 Josephine... There should be a law against it. 931 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,880 Get out of here! She doesn't want to go with you. 932 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:57,680 If you'd really been a proper father she'd have been all right today. 933 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:04,240 We can't force anyone to stay against their will. 934 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:07,760 Jeppe! 935 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,880 Jeppe, for fuck's sake! 936 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,240 Jeppe, for fuck's sake... 937 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:36,880 You're insane. Insane in the head. 938 01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:47,480 You're insane. 939 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,160 What are you doing? 940 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:57,040 We'll move him. - We'll move him, damn you. 941 01:25:58,160 --> 01:25:59,000 No! 942 01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:01,880 No! 943 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:06,280 Go now, damn you! 944 01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:15,560 Please get out of the way. 945 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,760 Please get out of the way. 946 01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:27,920 No! 947 01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:38,800 Deep breaths. 948 01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:43,240 All the way down. On your feet, now. 949 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,960 Stand back, I know how to deal with this. 950 01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:51,680 Stop being so agressive. - You've no fucking idea. No idea. 951 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,040 Jeppe, baby... 952 01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:14,760 Is there any booze in the house? 953 01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:18,720 Is there any left over from the... 954 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:23,240 There's vodka in the cupboard. - And beer in the bathtub. 955 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:31,560 Please stop doing your nails. It kind of stresses me out. 956 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:39,840 Dr. Doolittle is scribbling away ...it must be interesting, eh? 957 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:44,520 Will it result in a doctorate? 958 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:50,080 Maybe. - Got lots of pearls of wisdom? 959 01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,880 And how about Henrik the art teacher? 960 01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:54,880 Do you think your work's any good? 961 01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:58,000 ...It was an experiment. 962 01:27:58,160 --> 01:28:02,440 An experiment? - I like the top one. 963 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:07,480 And you feel you'll be more of an artist if you go a teeny bit mad? 964 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:10,800 But not too much. Just enough to be a proper artist. 965 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,320 You've no bloody talent at any rate. 966 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:21,320 It isn't the way I'd imagined it. - You'd imagined it? 967 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:26,840 Your pathetic little spassing bit is the only thing that matters. 968 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,560 If you'd opened your gob outside, she would have stayed. 969 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:35,040 But now he's upstairs screaming. - She's right, Stoffer. 970 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:40,040 Ped, Henrik, Jeppe and Josephine are just as good retards as you. 971 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:43,680 Oh, now I've put my foot in it. 972 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:45,720 I have no faith in you. 973 01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:50,160 The moment it starts hurting just a bit, you bottle out. 974 01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:55,040 Tell us what you expect of us, then. Tell us what you want! 975 01:28:55,360 --> 01:29:00,440 For you to prove that you are really into the whole idea. Axel, prove it. 976 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,360 Sod off home and spass. 977 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:07,200 Freaking out in Søllerød is no big deal. 978 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:12,280 If you can go back to your families or jobs - 979 01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:15,520 - and still be a spasser, I'll believe you're serious. 980 01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:18,320 None of you has the guts. - Listen... 981 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:24,120 Stoffer is mocking us. Mocking "The Idiots". 982 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:28,840 Of course we can go home and spass. Or spass at work. 983 01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:35,680 Otherwise it's worthless. Either you're an idiot or you aren't. 984 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:41,800 Who's going first? 985 01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:50,440 Come on... whoever the bottle points at... 986 01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:56,360 ...will go somewhere where the people you're with really matter. 987 01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:59,560 Shut up, Susanne, this is important. 988 01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,160 Aren't you in on it? 989 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,560 And Jeppe and Karen? 990 01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:08,960 I've never heard Karen boast that she was a great spasser. 991 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:14,640 That's Jeppe. If it points over there... or here, I'm "it". 992 01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:39,840 Fine, I'll go back to Mona and the baby and spass. 993 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,560 Or to the agency. 994 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:46,400 In fact, that would be really, really awful for you. 995 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:52,160 You just promised, man. 996 01:30:57,440 --> 01:31:01,520 You want me to flush my whole family life down the toilet? 997 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,400 Nobody's saying that. 998 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:06,440 Your sow of a wife will just have to learn to love your inner idiot. 999 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,480 I can't. 1000 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,160 I can't. 1001 01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,000 Axel? 1002 01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:43,360 Come here a moment, Axel. 1003 01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:45,800 Axel! 1004 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,000 Another spin of the bottle, then. 1005 01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:11,240 Yes... 1006 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,800 When? 1007 01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:34,320 This is for you. Welcome back. 1008 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:35,760 Thanks. 1009 01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:42,800 Henrik, I have a little question. 1010 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:46,520 Have we done the obelisks? 1011 01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:50,480 The obelisks? Oh, the Odalisques! - Is he going to spass or what? 1012 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:52,760 He's doing bugger all. 1013 01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:03,160 I think it's time for us to consider... 1014 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,920 ...the calligraphy in Matisse. 1015 01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:11,840 Primarily I mean "Les Fleurs du Mal", 1944. 1016 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,760 Oh, them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1017 01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:17,520 Whether Matisse was completely aware of his... 1018 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:19,960 ...effect on the bourgeoisie, - 1019 01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:24,440 - he was certainly provocative and full of surprises. 1020 01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,600 Nobody could accuse you of that. 1021 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,040 I need some air. 1022 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:31,600 Hello! - Yes? 1023 01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:37,040 What's going on? Fuck all. You love this middle-class crap. 1024 01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:42,320 These old biddies use more make-up than the National Theatre. 1025 01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:53,920 It's lovely to have Henrik back, don't you think? 1026 01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:09,320 What happened? 1027 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:16,360 We didn't come to hear about a French faggot and his calligraphy. 1028 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:19,560 It's too fucking bad. 1029 01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:23,240 I tried. - You coughed three times. 1030 01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:31,560 It wasn't that easy. - No. 1031 01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:37,280 Stoffer is right. It wasn't good enough. 1032 01:34:37,920 --> 01:34:41,400 I had no pride in my inner idiot. I wasn't good enough. 1033 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,800 You did try. 1034 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:46,240 I'm not coming back with you. 1035 01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,680 Ready yet? 1036 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,400 Karen, my love. 1037 01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:38,000 Take care, now. 1038 01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:39,600 Take care. 1039 01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:43,920 Nana... 1040 01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:51,280 Let them go, Karen. It was all a lie. 1041 01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:53,760 I have something I want to say. 1042 01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:02,240 I just want to say... 1043 01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:06,920 ...how happy I have been here. 1044 01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:14,200 Being an idiot with you is one of the best things I've ever done. 1045 01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:20,400 Jeppe... 1046 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:26,080 ...who is almost like a little child I might have had. 1047 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,040 And Nana, - 1048 01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:34,200 - who is so sweet and funny. 1049 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:36,760 And Miguel, - 1050 01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:40,840 - who has such lovely eyes. 1051 01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:46,200 And Ped, who is such a clever man. 1052 01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:52,120 And strong, strong Katrine. 1053 01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:01,920 And Susanne... 1054 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:10,640 ...who smiles at everyone so that the very heavens shine down upon us. 1055 01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:15,560 I believe... 1056 01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:19,280 ...I love you all - 1057 01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:22,800 - more than I have ever loved anybody. 1058 01:37:28,120 --> 01:37:32,680 Maybe with one exception. But that was so long ago now. 1059 01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:44,760 What day is it tomorrow? - It's Saturday. 1060 01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:50,360 Then it can be done. 1061 01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:05,480 It is my turn to go home and see if I can be an idiot there. 1062 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:10,400 I suppose I'll need to take one of you along. 1063 01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:16,240 But there isn't room for everyone. 1064 01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:26,280 It may not be very pleasant. 1065 01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:34,560 I think I'd like to take Susanne. 1066 01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:41,000 Will you come? 1067 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:44,480 I'd like that. 1068 01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:50,920 Good. 1069 01:38:55,640 --> 01:39:00,360 We'll see if I can show you that it has all been worthwhile. 1070 01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:30,360 Hello, Mother. - Hello, Karen. 1071 01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:38,360 Come in. 1072 01:39:45,440 --> 01:39:47,160 Shall I take your jacket? 1073 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,240 Karen... 1074 01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:01,240 Where have you been? 1075 01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:04,600 We thought you were dead. 1076 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:07,960 This is Susanne. 1077 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:11,520 And my sister, Britta. 1078 01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:19,040 Louise? 1079 01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:25,480 Karen's come. 1080 01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:30,200 What do you want? 1081 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:36,680 I just wanted to see how you all were... This is Susanne. 1082 01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:40,200 Anders is coming. 1083 01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:43,160 Yes, I suppose he is. 1084 01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:48,240 Karen, is that you? 1085 01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:50,480 Yes, Grandpa. 1086 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,600 We haven't seen her for two weeks. 1087 01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:18,000 Not since the day before the funeral. 1088 01:41:28,920 --> 01:41:31,480 Anders and Karen lost their little boy. 1089 01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:38,520 It probably hurt Anders most. 1090 01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:43,720 What with her just disappearing and not attending the funeral. 1091 01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:23,280 My pet... 1092 01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,120 That'll be Anders. 1093 01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:55,360 Hello, Grandpa. - Hello, Anders. 1094 01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:01,000 Hello, Anders. 1095 01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:04,040 Hello, Karen. 1096 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:23,120 I'm sorry I couldn't come to... 1097 01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:29,200 To Martin's ...funeral. 1098 01:43:30,280 --> 01:43:32,640 It just means you aren't too upset. 1099 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,000 That's fine. 1100 01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:51,360 Louise? 1101 01:44:20,440 --> 01:44:22,200 Do begin. 1102 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:13,000 That's enough now, Karen. 1103 01:46:24,800 --> 01:46:26,240 Shall we go? 1104 01:46:38,960 --> 01:46:40,280 Yes.